🎶The Twelve Days of Access🎶

Inspired by the Virginia Coalition’s Megan Rhyne 

🎵Sung (with difficulty) to “The Twelve Days of Christmas”🎵

On the 12 days of🎄Access🎅🏻, state officials gave to me:

🤪12 legislative missteps

😉11 walking quorums 

😏10 claims of “vagueness”

😠9 deadline extensions

😡8 claims of undue burden 

🤬7 texts on private cellphones

🤯6 illegal closed sessions 

😱5 OVER-REDACTED RECORDS

🙄4 flawed AG decisions 

🫣3 nonresident exclusions

😳2 vexatious lawsuits, and 

🤗a satisfied records requester!

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